The Book of Styxhexenhammer: Now Available!

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The long-awaited joke of a booklet that I promised people is now here! It’s a collection of random and unconnected lore related to my ICQ chat days, the rise of my Youtubing, and making cider out of dead arachnids. Fun for the whole dysfunctional family.

One of the funniest things ever made. Seriously buy several copies.” -Styxhexenhammer666

 

34 pages.

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All the Reasons Why We Need Gun Control: Now Available!

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And now the monumental time is finally here; the ultimate compilation of all reasonable, constitutional arguments for gun control on both a legal and ethical basis. Indeed, there is no argument which can be formulated in favor of US gun control that you will not find in this book- it’s simply impossible!

Perfect as a gag gift to annoy your anti-constitution friends or relatives. Get one as a gift for your bitter vegan aunt, or your indoctrinated millennial friend today!

It costs 17.76 so you know it’s patriotic!” -Me

300 pages.