Orange Man Big Volume II: Now Available!

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This collection of short stories is meant to ridicule and lampoon TDS suffering leftists and neocons while exploring their bizarre psychological abnormalities. In the first volume of these tales, I focused mainly on straight-up political satire, often with a fetishistic angle, but in this volume I decided to deprave it even more and include a greater deal of peepee poopoo comedy. Herein, you’ll witness deranged left wingers and a few globalistic neocons deprave themselves to impress Big Don, slipping into hilarious madness over and over again. Of great importance to those who enjoyed the first volume, both Joey and Lil’ Ronnie make a reappearance!

These stories are absolutely not based on real life figures suffering from the mental illness known as Trump Derangement Syndrome.

51 pages.

Arcana Saitica: Now Available!

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Arcana Saitica is an interesting work related to the Freemasons. It posits a mystic element to the path of Freemasonry, while additionally pointing out that most Masons do not, strictly speaking, follow a mystical path at all, and are effectively simply part of a fraternal order of civic and personal importance.

The mysticism here is partially historical, partially linguistic, and references Ancient Egypt, the Chaldeans, Buddhism, and other paths and time periods. The zodiac and astrological system of the West is additionally prominent.

42 pages.

General Update Time Again!

Alright everyone- things are progressing fairly quickly here, so as people back in the states grab up their hot dogs and sparklers I figured now is a good time for a new work update!

All of the fifteen edited works I plan to release this year (originally ten- I’m a workaholic and outpaced myself as usual)- have now been completed, save for two titles for which I have not yet worked through a second time just to remove any bad formatting or grammar mistakes I missed on the first go-around. The works will be illustrated, as usual, by Raven Feather Illustrations- and so their release is contingent upon the illustrators’ pacing.

I am also writing several other works- now halfway done with “Orange Man Big” volume II, and a couple of other top secret political tracts in various stages of completion.

As the capstone for 2023 I have chosen to entirely re-edit “Fruits of Eden, Herbalism and the Occult” which was my first significant literary effort, but needs to be entirely reformatted, re-edited, and expanded. I have a list of about thirty new botanical species I intend to include, based largely on my research in editing herbal works, and intend as well a new short section dealing with some interesting edible species that most people do not know are edible- for example, hollyhocks (yes, surprisingly the entire plant is edible, and was used in a lot of Victorian salads as a garnish), purslane (an innocuous little cruciferous weed) and others.

This will probably complete literary work for the year, barring new ideas that randomly pop into my head especially with regards to topics related to any forthcoming culture wars that may erupt.

Onward!

A Plea for the Practice of Botanic Medicine: Now Available!

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This full length work is a treatment of the topic of Thomsonian medicine (also reckoned vegetable medicine) which came into some prominence in the 19th century. The system sought to replace the use of arsenic, mercury, and other drastic “medicines” in usage with herbal materials, especially lobelia, and also cayenne pepper, for complaints. The system was designed by a simple farmer named Samuel Thomson, who probably saved millions of lives by simply not poisoning his patients as doctors were doing at the time. The entire premodern field of herbal medicine owes part of its existence to the man. A few herbal recipes are related verbatim from Thomsons’ work, and a lengthy description of competing systems such as atmopathy and hydropathy is given.

250 pages.

A Big Literary Update!

I am pleased to announce that as of this morning, I have completed the first proofreading and editing of the tenth and final edited work I intended to release this year- and we’re not even halfway through the year! This tenth work, “Hints from the Hornograph” is possibly the strangest work I have ever edited, and the format so bizarre that I had to lift several pages verbatim from the work itself just to retain all the original intent of the material.

The next step is to write each foreword for the works, summarizing them and giving context, then the second edit just to clear up any spelling mistakes or formatting issues I missed on the first go-through. Then once my illustrator creates the illustrations for each work, cover art is made and the work released. I anticipate this process will be complete by September.

In the meantime I have decided to edit five more editions before the year ends, as well as writing several works: “Timmy Story”, which is a novella roughly made to eventually be turned into a low budget muppet-style movie- a thing I have dabbled with for years, as well as “Nutty Norman”- a collection of short works in which a very troubled adolescent with enormous behavioral issues continuously goes insane and does terrible things. I also plan a second volume of “Orange Man Big!” since the first one sold more than a thousand copies just in its first week.

Currently, apart from finalizing the edited works, I am focusing on a short political work on gun rights, attempting to help those which support the militia to make more effective and accurate arguments in favor of the same, while rebuffing some of the main talking points of those who dislike the idea of an armed populous, self defense, etc.

As you can see, I am no slouch. Onward to the second half of the year!

Orange Man Big: Now Available!

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At long last, it is here- the highly anticipated political satire I have been writing on and off for some months- Orange Man Big!

This particular work is a collection of short stories in which- ahem- entirely fictional left wing politicians and “activists” engage in obsessive and deranged behavior as part of their sexual obsession with Donald Trump, which manifests itself as irrational anger. The stories are designed to poke fun at this hyperbolic obsession- one which is not really that far removed from actual leftist rambling.

It should be noted that, obviously, this work is intended only for mature audiences.

46 pages.

Literary Update Time!

2023 is now one third done and I am happy to say that my literary endeavors have sped on well ahead of expectations (I suppose that surprises few people- I tend to be a workaholic.)

In addition to having completed the first edits of six of my planned ten edited works of the year, I have now outlined and created the preface to a short work defining and debunking wokeness (an expanded companion to my “Critical Race Theory Debunked“) and completed- pending cover art- a satirical work compiling some fictional and degenerate fantasies wherein leftist political and social figures (which are totally not based on real life TDS sufferers!) interact with Donald Trump and end up in various scenarios, all of which are highly explicit, strange, and deliberately memed to death.

Since I may complete all of the years’ work sometime around late summer or early autumn, I will re-evaluate which direction I want to go in for the remaining months of 2023- I might tack on five more edited releases, or I might begin entirely remaking “Fruits of Eden”- I might also work on the next three compiled occult works I had planned for the future. There’s always a likelihood that other hot-button sociopolitical topics will require short booklets, which are a great way to debate such issues, since it allows me to structure my arguments in a more linear format, instead of on video, where I normally free-flow my conversation and tend towards stream of consciousness.

I also intend to re-edit and complete a specifically US-edition paperback variant of “The Book of Forbidden Knowledge” since it seems the paperback I currently have released is being algorithmically undercut by a competing edition within the US market- a shift Amazon has made since roughly the beginning of the year.

Much more work to be done this year and every other!

General Update Time!

As we segue into 2023 I thought it prudent to lay out my literary plans for this year; which after all can’t really be worse than 2022 was- that alone is grounds for some optimism!

While I formerly decided to stop editing one-off works, I have decided to continue that work on brownout mode; while it is far more sensible to write some more of my own material and compile occult material for serious study, there are still a large number of worthy editions which warrant crafting- I am going to considerably slow my output of such works, however, as it does not make sense to hire an illustrator to illustrate a work if it can’t be reasonably expected to at least break even regarding the investment of my time and money. I will be more choosy in my releases. I adore obscure receipt books for example, but I can’t expect them to sell as many copies as, say, a grimoire, or a historical tract on the Freemasons.

I am working on several authored works currently also; one is comedic and involves various leftists and their warped fantasies about Donald Trump- this will be more for my political audience than for any serious literary purpose, but if it does half as well as “101 commie jokes” it is well worth the time.

I will also be making at least three more compiled works over the next year, and plan to both re-edit several of my past works and begin crafting a rigorous and fully academic history of herbal medicine. I envision it as a massive tome of lore with a huge bibliography, profuse notes, and a large explanatory foreword; where Fruits of Eden was mainly about the supernatural this work will be historical.        

I may randomly meander into other topics as well. I have found it both fun and intriguing to make short booklets regarding cultural events (Critical Race Theory, for example, or Memetics) and there is no telling what such topics may arise during the year.

Onward!

Taylors Herbal: Now Available!

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Taylors Domestic Herbal is a good (and extremely early) example of the kind of medical literature sold by apothecaries and other figures at the dawn of the era of semi-standardized organic medicine. It deviates from the greater rigor in dosage and measurement from works beginning a few decades later (not to mention the wider variety of species available due to colonial importation), and from the often religiously or superstitiously-informed content in such works in the previous century.

It lists a wide variety of species both domestic and wild, and their usages- some are innocuous (like chamomile or turnips), while some are now generally regarded as highly toxic (like foxglove and datura.)

50 pages.

Practical Psychomancy: Now Available!

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This little guide to the psychometric world comes courtesy of William Walker Atkinson- a prolific author under both this name and several pseudonyms, also known as Yogi Ramacharaka when writing about Hinduism, Eastern mysticism, and related topics.

The work details the basic methodology of crystal gazing, astral projection, and speaks at length of the authors own concept of the “astral tube” and “space psychomancy.” Some of these concepts seem unique to his own beliefs. A number of intriguing examples of prognostication by mystics are given, including those of Cazotte.

70 pages.